Landlords Outraged as New Law Allows Renters to Pay Rent in 'Social Media Exposure' and Good Vibes

In a groundbreaking move that has left landlords across the nation in a state of disbelief, a new law has been passed allowing tenants to pay their rent in 'exposure' and good vibes, rather than traditional currency. This revolutionary legislation, dubbed the "The Good Vibes and Exposure Act 2023" aims to address the long-standing imbalance between landlords and tenants.

The Act, hastily passed in a late-night parliamentary session, has been hailed as a triumph for tenants who have long struggled with rising rental prices and stagnant wages. "Finally, my 10,000 Instagram followers are going to pay off," exclaimed an elated tenant, who plans to pay next month's rent with a heartfelt shoutout on social media.

Landlords Are Less Than Thrilled

Landlords, on the other hand, are less than thrilled. "I tried to pay my taxes with good vibes, but HMRC wasn't having it," grumbled one landlord, who is currently learning how to monetise positive energy.

Under the new law, tenants can opt to pay rent in various forms of non-monetary compensation. This includes social media exposure, promises of future fame, invitations to exclusive yet non-existent events, and an assortment of 'positive energy' contributions such as meditation sessions for their landlords.

Avant-garde Provision

One particularly avant-garde provision allows for rent payments in the form of interpretive dance, with the caveat that the performance must "move the landlord emotionally" to count as full payment.

Critics of the law argue that it may lead to a decrease in rental property maintenance, with landlords now paying plumbers and electricians in 'likes' and 'follows' on Instagram and TikTok. Meanwhile, some tenants are taking the opportunity to showcase their talents, offering landlords homemade macrame wall hangings and abstract paintings in lieu of rent.

Economists Are Baffled

Economists are baffled by the new law, with one noting, "This is either a stroke of genius or the beginning of a very bizarre economic collapse. Only time will tell."

The law has inspired similar movements in other industries, with rumors circulating that grocery stores may soon accept 'good intentions' as a form of payment. As the nation watches this social experiment unfold, one thing is certain: the rental market will never be the same.

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